Thursday, March 8, 2007

Irony

So - here's someting ironic...see if you can follow:

It's really hot - right? Well, when the power goes out, in order to have light and not waste batteries in my flashlight - I have to have candles lite. But - candles burn using fire - and fire is hot, so how is that helping me? I keep forgetting...

Note: in order to get the full affect - you need to wait until the hottest part of your day in the summer, put your sheets in the dryer and get them nice and hot, turn off your air conditionor, shut all the windows in your house, shut all the lights out (ABSOLUTLY NO FANS), light candles all through your house (including right next to your bed), put the hot sheets on your bed, and then lay down - NOW, you can go back and reread this post!